story 1

A close friend of mine told me this story and it just doesn't feel right not sharing it with you people, maybe you've already heard it from me or whoever doesn't matter, same story different version, well i've change the story a bit cause i can't really remember the exact one, the story goes like this,

it happens during the after life, people gathered in front of a big gate that connects to the judgement place, a tall man, slightly fat, wearing all white was guarding the gate, he asked the people one by one with the same question before they could go through the gate, the 1st person comes and he asked him,
"have you ever cheated your wife?"

The man answered "never"

"good, here's your reward for being so loyal" replied the guard

The guard gives the man a luxury car then lets him through the gate, the next person comes to the guard and the guard asked him the same question,
"have you ever cheated your wife?"

The man answered "yes but only once"

"okay" said the guard, he gave the man a crappy car for not being so loyal, the man drives through the gate, he kept driving, then he pass the guy with the luxury car, he was surprised to saw the guy was crying, he signalled the guy to pull over, then he asked the guy why is he crying?

Then the guy answered the man slowly,
"i-i-i just saw ma-ma- ma- my wife, ri-ri-ri-riding a bi-bi-bicycle"

Kwang kwang kwang~~~~
Did you get it?? Hehe, sorry if my broken english just destroyed the story, anyway enjoy =)